Bonjour and welcome to our 70th and final French Feed post!

The time has come to return to Australia. Flights are booked, removalists organised, Clio has a new owner and at this stage we planned to be in a flurry of last visits to favourite haunts and farewells to our friends here. But in the words of Powderfinger’s Bernard Fanning – ‘these days turned out nothing like I had planned’.
In case you missed it, France is in lockdown. Although it was short notice this time, it was not unexpected. The COVID numbers are out of control and there is a very high risk that the health system will not cope, especially with the European winter about to hit. So our final days here are spent at home.
We have been thinking about the things we will and won’t miss. I am sure this list will be different if you ask us in 12 months time, but here is our list of the top 5 in no particular order:
THINGS WE WILL MISS:

Wine, cheese, butter….this was an obvious choice. You don’t need to live here for three years to get a real love of what the French consider are these basic food groups. Prices are low and it’s great to be able to buy these items from small producers (even in supermarkets), rather than the same predictable mass produced offerings we find in the Australian market.
Seasons. Our Australian habit of expecting all produce to be available 12 months of the year doesn’t apply in France. If a particular fruit or vegetable is in season, then the markets are suddenly fully stocked with top quality supplies. Then they are gone as quickly as they arrived.

But it’s not just about produce. There are the music festivals on the night of the summer solstice, the May Day celebration of spring where bunches of Lilly of the Valley flowers are given to loved ones to symbolize love and good luck, the celebration of the Epiphany on the first Sunday in January to remember the arrival of the Three Kings to the baby Jesus 12 days after Christmas and to mark this date, galette des rois are eaten – a type of almond flavoured pastry, decorated with a crown.
Aesthetics. There is no question that France is a very pretty country. Each region has its own characteristics and we were constantly noticing how things are made to look nice just for the sake of it, even in the most out of the way places. This doesn’t just apply to architecture though. Shop windows and food display cabinets, median strips, forgotten little laneways – beauty in so many places. Here’s just a few examples: clockwise from top left – nibbles served on a tray at work Christmas party last year, street library, old water pump at back of car park, bike racks, potted plants on steps of church.





Our view. Lost count of the number of photos we have taken of our view of the harbour, or the afternoon sunsets over the rooftops from our back windows. We have seen spectacular sunrises and sunsets, massive storm fronts, huge tidal changes, ferries coming and going, tall ships entering the harbour, protest marches and Christmas festivals on the streets below us, baby gulls in their nests squawking for food from mum or dad. There is always something to look at.
Even as I write this I am looking out at a roof being repaired. The guy doing the work has been on the job for several days in wind and rain. Never once seen him wearing a harness or hard hat and he is working on a 45 degree pitched roof which is three stories above ground level. Here is a video of him before he breaks his neck.
History. So much history – two world wars, Napoleonic Wars, French revolution and way back to the times of William the Conqueror. Our interest and knowledge is so much greater than when we arrived. France has its fair share of museums, but so much of the country IS a museum. Houses and public buildings that (on the outside at least) look pretty much the same as they have for centuries and yet people live in them and go about their 21st century lives. Beautiful buildings are used, not just looked at, but the idea of plastering them with large colourful signage would be unthinkable. The French know how to keep it classy.
THINGS WE WON’T MISS
Bureaucracy. Dealing with red tape in France has had our heads shaking and eyes rolling.
An entire blog post could be written about the problems in getting a drivers licence here. Our experience with this was not as bad as some, but still took many months. There are so many examples of other things that, to us, are not logical. School children must have medical certificates before they can participate in any physical activity, and yet joining a gym or entering a fun run does not require even the name of your doctor or next of kin. Payment with either cash or cheques are ok, but often credit cards are not accepted, even for large amounts (haven’t written a cheque in Australia for years).
When applying for our permanent residency card we had to fill out many forms and take them along to our face to face appointment with the local prefecture. Then we sat while the official manually entered all the data into her computer. It took hours. As we waited, we noticed the tiny office was lined with shelves full of binders with labels such as “building permits/Cherbourg /1982 April – June” or some such thing in French. It was like a trip back to the 1970s.
Rain. It rains a lot in Cherbourg. Not every day, but most days. When it doesn’t rain then we don’t miss it. Never will.
Food. This is a bit contentious. There is no argument that, technically the French food is good and always beautifully presented. Lee quite likes the food – some sort of protein with a nice sauce and a baby carrot or two. And dessert is always good. Many restaurants will offer a ‘formula’ menu which means ordering two or three courses from a small selection for a much cheaper price. Here is an example of what to expect and this was probably less than €20

Fish with mash and vegetables, followed by panna cotta with a berry coulis. 
BUT, if you are a vegetarian or vegan then you better get used to eating at home. There are options if you can find ethnic restaurants or happy to eat vege burgers (frozen patties) or cheesy pasta, but apart from that, the choices are very, very limited. We have plenty of diversity when it comes to food in Australia but so do many other countries (looking at you England).
Tradition plays such a big part in the food and this is reflected in their everyday eating – a lunchtime baguette will be made with ham and cheese, or ham cheese and tomato. Very few variations on that, no matter where you are in France. Same goes for the ever popular galettes and crepes. Eating out for breakfast is not a thing in France. The only exceptions are restaurants attached to, or adjacent to a hotel and breakfast is always a croissant, yesterday’s baguette that has been toasted, juice and coffee. Sounds really picky, but won’t miss this.
Dog poo. There are rules about picking up after your dog, bags are provided in dispensers around parks etc, and yet you really need to watch where you are walking.

And last but not least: we won’t miss being so far away from our families and friends. We won’t have to think about what time it is at home, if this would be a good time to call, not being there for family celebrations and watching little people growing up.
But writing The French Feed has been fun and made us much more conscious of what we experiencing in this whole adventure. Thank you for all your positive comments and enjoying this journey with us.
L & M.



















































































































